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What the fuck are you looking at?!
By Dre | November 7, 2009
If you remember in my last post I ranted about
So my shitty job has me in a position where I practically see everyone coming in and out of the store almost 100% of the time I’m there. It’s a given that I would make plenty of eye contact with them.(There’s pretty much nothing more to do than push carts and think about what I’m going to do once I get done. Plenty of update ideas are made during this time, including this one lol.)
The majority of the eye contacters are kids ranging from two to ten or so. This contact is pretty harmless and doesn’t bother me as much considering most kids are overly curious in this age range. I usually just make the most goofies face I possible can to try to crack a small out of them. The results are 50/50.
The second group of people whom I find staring me down with pen point accuracy is, well, the everyday individual. (for lack of better words) This didn’t bother me when I first began working because the majority of these individual staring were ladies.(they were doing a pretty bad job at hiding it too) Fast forward a few months and now I’m so sick of this shit. It’s like going to the movies and seeing movie previews better than the movie you’re going to see. Except in this case, all the previews are better than what I see everyday, and I’ll never see those movies! The rest of stare in this category do it with no thought or intention at all. They may look my way for five seconds at best, but then look away and carry on with their life.
But if the people staring only included the two groups I just mentioned I would have never made this rant. The third and final group of individuals make up the extremely minority of the contacters but has pissed me off with their fucking faggotry! These are the individuals who take the time to slow down whatever the hell they’re doing and make a completely directional change just to make the most malice and deadly stare they possible can. And I am not fucking kidding you, they stare so deadly and with so much hostility that I am compelled to look in their direction practically blinded from their overwhelming dark aura.
This is the only one I haven’t figured out. I’ve gotten to the point where I just want to walk right up to this persons face, go super saiyan (if possible), and simply say:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU?! WHY ARE YOU PLOTTING TO KILL ME WITH YOUR NON EXISTING DEATH RAY EYE VISION??!!
Well, there could be a bit more to it, but I don’t want to get into something the internet has beaten to the point of reincarnation. I’ll just end this post with two points.
>>>I hate working in retail.
>>>Fiber cereal makes me shit mountains of poop.
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